Юмор вкратце

После пробежки с утра покопалась в инете насчет веселых фразок. Делюсь результатами охоты (все фразы с футболок для девочек):

I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

Copy from one, it s plagiarism; copy from many, it s research.

If you can t take the heat, don t tickle the dragon.

Don t upset me! I m running out of places to hide the bodies.

So many men, so few who can afford me.

Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks

Next mood swing: 6 minutes.

I m not totally useless! I can be used as a bad example

You are just jealous that the voices talk to me and not you.

I ll try being nicer when you try being smarter.

I m not a tease i am just a reminder of something you can t have!

I m usually skinny and gorgous but its my day off!

keep watching....maybe i ll do a trick

I took the road less traveled... and where the heck am i now?


My Imaginary Friend Doesn t Like You Either.

BACK AWAY! I m allergic to stupid.

Me. Just like you, only better.

I ll be nicer if you give me chocolate.

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