После пробежки с утра покопалась в инете насчет веселых фразок. Делюсь результатами охоты (все фразы с футболок для девочек):
I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.
Copy from one, it s plagiarism; copy from many, it s research.
If you can t take the heat, don t tickle the dragon.
Don t upset me! I m running out of places to hide the bodies.
So many men, so few who can afford me.
Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks
Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
I m not totally useless! I can be used as a bad example
You are just jealous that the voices talk to me and not you.
I ll try being nicer when you try being smarter.
I m not a tease i am just a reminder of something you can t have!
I m usually skinny and gorgous but its my day off!
keep watching....maybe i ll do a trick
I took the road less traveled... and where the heck am i now?
TLEL YUOR ESGLINLH TCEEHAR TAHT SPLENILG DSONE T MTTEAR
My Imaginary Friend Doesn t Like You Either.
BACK AWAY! I m allergic to stupid.
Me. Just like you, only better.
I ll be nicer if you give me chocolate.